I don't even know if this will qualify for anything but I could not NOT share this. I just received a text from one of my closest chick friends (can't say name here....TOO incriminating as you will see shortly) who is also one of the most stunning, clever and witty women I've ever met. I will merely type her words for you to enjoy.
Text received:
"So get this, I just dropped the stinkiest, green smoke, corrosive fart you can imagine in the cute little Quilt Shop at the end of our street. I have NEVER seen a sewing circle break up so fast in my LIFE! Can't stop laughing. What are you up to?"
It should be noted that she has always been a VERY healthy eater. One of the pitfalls of copious amounts of raw garlic and veggies. The fall out is endlessly amusing however. I remember a similar situation many moons ago when we went wedding dress shopping together. She was standing there in the most tear jerking, stunningly gorgeous gown ever created. We were all misty eyed with our hands to our faces in stunned awe. Then we were all misty eyed, hands to our noses running out of the shop the next minute! One of the most deadliest of Clangers ever dropped to this day!
Good times.
Flatulence humour.....come on.....it doesn't get any funnier, or is it just me???
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