Monday, November 30, 2009

THE SUCCULENT BANANA EATING CONTEST...and other fun holiday tips!


Well a headline is supposed to grab your attention!!!  So tick tick holidays are UPON us my Lovelies!  Already there are parties going down everywhere!  Some of us survive.....some of us....meh...not so much!  And of course considering it's a winter wonderland outside......HAT HEAD is back in town!  Plenty of plunging necklines abounding...in spite of the cold weather...that's what I like to see!  Let the girls out my intrepid little sex kittens!  And I know you're busy like a cockaroach......shopping, running to and fro, no time for good hair......and what to wear?  WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO WEAR???  I've heard your cries.  Here are some ideas to ease your plight.

Want to wear a low cut dress to a holiday party....and why wouldn't you????  Go big or go home, here are some tips to make your decollete look fabulous!  First, prep skin by exfoliating with a moisturizing body scrub.  St. Ives has a whole bunch of cheap and excellent products in this category, but any will do.  To enhance cleavage, apply a shimmery lotion from the clavicle down, followed by a dab of  cream highlighter over the top of the breasts.  Finish with a dusting of bronzing powder in the center of your chest.  Now ladies, bear in mind, you don't want your chest looking like George Hamilton's bum and your face like Marilyn Manson's! 

Think consistency in colour!  And blend, blend, blend!  A super quick way to get a nice looking pair of tatas peeping out at your fans is to just dust some bronzing powder BETWEEN the girls......instantly adds drama and depth, which in this situation, is a good thing!

And along with winter fun and games comes the dreaded HAT.  Even if it's not cold and you're wearing it because you have to...they're so fun!  All those different styles, shapes, colours......playing matchy matchy with your scarf and mittens....sigh......such happy times.  Alas......the removal of the hat can be downright UGLY!  Oh yeah..you know what I'm talking about missus.  Off comes the chapeau and voila!  Phyllis Diller!!


To keep hair sleek and smooth, prep with styling cream (if you have thick hair) or hairspray (if you have finer hair) and spritz the inside of your hat with Static Guard before putting it on!  That's the million dollar tip right there...this time of year you cannot have too much Static Guard.  Big can at home and ALWAYS a purse size in your handbag.  To maintain your hair's volume, twist hair at the crown and pile it into a loose bun under you cap (use bobby pins rather than elastics to prevent scrinchy creases).  When you're ready for the unveiling, flip your head upside down (make sure you have enough space to do this - unconscious with head trauma never a festive look) and shake loose with your fingers.  And here's a quickie solution: Simply switch the direction of your part once you have removed the offending coconut cover! 


Hung like bull???  Too many Dirty Martinis with the cute guy from the I.T. department?  And you only drank said cocktails cause you like the name, don't lie you little minx!!  Yeah well sometimes hangovers happen to good people.  There are definitely ways to prevent and lessen the little bastards PLUS be wary of all those yummy little party snacks!  Naturally NOT drinking is the best way...and if you're good with that....party on dude (oh and could I get a lift New Years Eve??)!  If you'd like to indulge in a little liquor and get through the nibbles guilt free -  then listen up.
Snack on half a banana or a quarter of an avocado beforehand.  The potassium balances the sodium intake in all those bloat inducing appetizers.  I will actually have my morning Protein Shake before going out.....kills all the birds with one stone!  Discriminate!  Mix and match your proteins, carbs and fats so they add up to one mini meal.  Munch on a chicken skewer, a spinach ball and a spoonful of guacamole.  NEVER have two drinks in a row.  One drink - one glass of water.  The main reason you're feeling like badger's arse the next day is because you're dehydrated.  Although having a couple of big glasses of water before bed WILL help.......being really well hydrated going IN is a helluva lot more effective!  You should be taking Milk Thistle anyhow, it's a natural herbal supplement that helps your liver regenerate.  And it doesn't mean if you don't drink your liver couldn't use the help.  Your liver can ALWAYS use the help.  The morning after?  LIMIT the caffeine...I know you're reaching for that, but trust me Zsa Zsa....it will make matters worse. 


You need WATER, and probably some sugar...NO NOT A DOUGHNUT......fruit!  Natural sugars.....some protein water perhaps.  Spritz Sprayology's Party Relief ($20; sprayology.com) under your tongue the next morning.  Ingredients such as charcoal and red pepper help fight headaches, dehydration and more. 
Something else you can add to your favorite holiday cocktail is frozen berries as ice cubes!  Not only is it totally fabulous and diva looking, but you get the kick ass health benefits!  The berries are loaded with age-defying anti-oxidants and heart healthy fibre! 



And then there's the fact that you're the Tasmanian Devil in tights this time of year.  Maintaining fabulous hair 24-7 not very realistic.  You can bring second day hair back to life by breaking up oil at the roots!  Saturate a cotton ball with alcohol based facial astringent and dab it along your hairline and part to soak up scalp sebum.  Flip your hair over and blow dry roots - whammo!  Brand new hair....again! 

Going for third day lucky?  Why not, time for an 'up-do' anyhow!  Mist hair with flexible-hold spray, tease the crown and gather into bun.  Against the syncronized swimmer look?  The ever popular and ever chic ponytail will NEVER let you down!  Try something a little different as a fastener.  Same colour fabric band as your hair, something a little sparkly......hang some mistetoe from it!!  There you have three days of great hair. 

Need a new party outfit in a hurry and outta funds? No problem.  You can mix and match from your own cupboard.  My tried and true is BLACK.  Let's see, which shade of black will I be wearing.  Find a nice pair of black pants and a pretty black blouse or silky tee.  To make it fabulous just add some eye catching jewerly, a showstopper necklace becomes the centre of attention.  Skip the necklace, sweep up your hair and wear some elaborate chandelier earrings!  And don't forget your shoes!  Add ooomph and zazazoo to your look with a splash of colour - one does want a splash of colour - with some hot pink pumps, or sequined boots! 

Your face is another prime resource for creating a stunning and seemingly brand new look!  Add some sparkly eye shadow to the upper lid, use a shimmery paler lip gloss to bring attention to your mouth.  Don't forget to rim the inside of your lower eye lid with an opaque bright white pencil.  That's the trick of all those soap stars that always look so UBER bright eyed and awake!  A dusting of pink blush to the apples of your cheeks is a pretty look on just about everyone. 
But your best, never fail accessory?  A big fat chiclets for teeth smile!  Never scrimp on those......
Cheers!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

THE HOLIDAYS - A BOO-HOO FREE ZONE!


Yep, it's that time again, the HOLIDAYS.  For some people it really is a happy time, all that celebrating, getting together, exchanging gifts, spending time with your significant other snuggled up in front of a crackling fire.  If you have a crackling fire of course, but snuggled up somewhere.  Perhaps wearing Santa hats...you get the picture.....LE ROMANCE!  But alas.....there is a gigantic (no seriously, gigantic) number of people who find themselves single and sad at the holidays.


Now the single part is one thing...the sad part? A completely different story. I spent 10 Xmas's alone in a stretch at one point. Sure there were some dalliances in between, but when it came down to the crunch and the mistletoe was hanging.....I was solo with no Shite in Whining Armour! So you're single and feel like a loser. STOP IT NOW! Being single is not a punishment, although sometimes we feel as though it is. Why? WHYYYY??? Why can't we find somebody? What is WRONG with us?

  The holidays seem to really distort the negative connotations of being alone but my Lovelies I promise you, it does NOT have to be that way.  We tend to forget our choices.  Our state of mind IS always at our command you know.  My mother has a saying 'it's all in the way you hold your mouth'......which is very profound if not somewhat bizarre.  I'm always saying what you project is what people see, but there's a version of that which is projected INWARDS.  If you've decided it sucks to be single at the holidays then guess what?  It will.  You HAVE the choice.  We tend to lose the plot at times, forgetting the value of our lives and our time.  This is not a rehearsal, it's the real thing.  Every day matters, you do not have an endless supply.  Glomming about moaning and wailing about how lonely you are, or that there's nobody out there for you, or that your hymen may grow back.......WASTED!  The reality of that is it is total self-indulgent rubbish.  Okay, okay....sure I've done the glomming and the moaning and wondered at the state of said hymen......but you must not allow yourself to drown in this pit of despair.  A moment here or there......a passing thought, 'oh wouldn't it be nice to have some hunky fella to buy hideous willy sweaters for'.....but then it is imperative you shake it off!  Okay so you don't have a partner, mooning about it changes nothing and makes you less attractive to any potential yummy blokes that could be lurking around the next corner.


The holidays are a happy time.  They simply are and it is your duty and obligation to yourself to make sure YOUR holidays are exactly that.  YOU deserve the happiness and the enjoyment of this special time.  So bloody what if you are alone?  You have family, you have friends, you have pets, you have your shoe collection......relish these things!  Be kind to yourself, show yourself a good time.  Watch 'Love Actually' over and over.  The best possible thing you could do about the hunt for Prince Charming?  Forget about it.  Refocus your energies INWARDS.  Love YOU....and if that requires batteries from time to time.....mazeltov!  Do fun things, be with the people you love, they are your significant others.  Spoil yourself!  You'll hear some twit raving about the spectacular diamond heart shaped necklace her 'Hunnie' got her for Xmas.....yeah yeah yeah....blah blah blah.....WHATEVERRRRR........get YOU something spectacular!  A spay day.  Manicures and Pedicures. That flaming red, black, gold, turqoise, silver, skull head Ed Hardy purse that calls your name softly while you sleep!  Pay for that Yoga course.  From you to you. 


And what if you just don't want to participate?  You're over it, you'd rather set your hair on fire than be here for Xmas or New Years?  Fine.  LEAVE!  Go somewhere else!  The essential thing to remember is YOU are the one in charge of either making it a lovely holiday and building happy memories, or humping about a proper Poopie Pants.  Your call missus.


 I'm not kidding.  Make a decision and follow through.  L'Oreal knows.......YOU'RE WORTH IT.  Unless you don't think so, in which case......it's gonna be glum chum.  Please don't allow that. 
And if you need a reality check?  Go to a soup kitchen at Christmas.  Volunteer New Years Day at a homeless shelter.  THAT will put things back into perspective pretty damn fast my little Cocopuffs. 

Misery loves company......stay clear of those negative energy suckers that will only bring you down.  That's THEIR problem, not yours...you will rise above that tripe.  Go where it's fun.  Go to the places that make you happy. Do the things that make you smile. Be with the people that make you laugh.  DON'T drink yourelf into a stupor and wake up with a pinched nerve and chocolate cake vomit on your flannel nightie.  Oh and just a word of advice, take a pass on the glittery, sequined holiday G-Strings as well....nothing says Happy New Year like a hangove and a rubbed raw anus.  Not so much.
It's the holidays - BE HAPPY - that's an order.



Thursday, November 19, 2009

WHAT TO TAKE TO BED..........no really!!

Hello my Lovelies!


My good buddy Ray in San Diego sent me this fleamail and I thought it was worth spreading around.  Perhaps you've seen it, if so then it's a reminder.  For those of  you who haven't - some pretty sound advice.  Ya gotta love sound advice!!!  Here you go.....



Put your car keys beside your bed at night!!





Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, the bag boy, everyone you run across. Tell them to put their car keys beside their beds at night.




If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

P.S. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn't hear him.. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem.

It's a handy dandy way to equip yourself with a personal alarm....just sayin.

As you were.....

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.......don't be afraid, all the cool kids are doing it!


Yipppeeeeeee it's that time folks!  CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!  Are we excited?  Can't wait to hit the mall at a gallop?  Got just SCADS of cash laying around to spend! spend! spend!  Probably not so much I'd warrant. Ah yes, Christmas shopping can be the undoing of many a stalwart intrepid woman.  I won't even scratch the surface of what it does to men, after all, I'm here for da LADIES!  Sorry gents....
There are ways of making the experience a whole helluva lot easier my little buttercups, let's discuss.



THE EARLY SHOPPER AND PLANNER
You know her and probably secretly despise her, but she's got it right!  Of course it's too late to be her THIS year but there's always next!  There's a few ways to be this paragon of shopping virtue and essentially it comes down to planning.  The smartest thing I ever saw and continue to aspire to is having a notebook with all the people you regularly buy gifts for listed.  Everyone gets their own page.  Each page is divided into two columns marked GIVEN and IDEAS (or any version you fancy). 


There's a blurb on the person in question that lists their sizes, colour preferences, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and anything you can think of that will help you understand what that person would most appreciate.  As ideas occur to you, or hints are dropped, you just populate them in your handy I AM THE QUEEN OF GIFT GIVING notebook!  This method not only kicks bum at Xmas but ALL YEAR LONG!

Sure, sure so it takes some commitment but seriously missus.....IMAGINE the benefits! 



THE GIFT CARD MAVEN
I myself would fall into this category, as would my entire family.  As a matter of fact, I'm converting more and more people to this wonderful FOOL PROOF method of shopping for your peeps!  A couple of years ago I gave everybody GAS for Christmas!!  Lemme s'plain......that year gas prices had gone bananas!  People lining up at gas stations to save a few pennies....it was MAYHEM!
 I anounced to my family that everyone was getting the SAME fabulous gift from me and they would guarantee LOVE it.  Naturally they couldn't imagine what the heck I was on about....how could they all possibly receive the same thing......I reiterated it was NOT cash.

Well it wasn't.  Anyhow....for the next couple of weeks after Xmas BOY did they ever appreciate NOT reaching into their wallets at the gas pump! 



It's one of those things that you open and think 'hey, this is a pretty good idea' but once you actually make your purchase of precisely what YOU want at the time......it's PRICELESS!


You can be specific about where the Gift Card can be redeemed.  Play it safe and go for a mall, if you know the recipient has no issues going to the mall to shop then done like dinner!  Or perhaps you wanna get one for a bloke......think where does he like to shop?  Canadian Tire, Walmart, Reno Depot, Home Hardware...you know the places.  Just think how totally chuffed he'll be when he espies his favorite guy thingy and gets it for FREE!!  hello...Brownie Points!!  And yet ANOTHER bonus of the omnipotent gift card.......you know damn well the stores are jacking up all their prices BEFORE Christmas and the best deals are to be found AFTER Christmas.  Well you'll get way more for you buck if your loved one gets to spend the gift during the SALES!  Plus, they can go on their time.....right away....save it for later......they have ALL the control and options.  Now THAT'S a gift and a half.



 I like to wrap up my gift cards in elaborate boxes with lots of pretty trim....all bought at the nearest dollar store of course!!  Don't be getting hozed on the wrapping my Lovelies!


THE SAVVY SHOPPER


Chances are whether you're one of the above or a combo of both, you're STILL going to have to venture out to retail bedlam.  There's ways of making that an easier experience too.  First of all, and this may seem like a 'no brainer' but there's no 'no brainers' here poppets.......choose the time you shop VERY CAREFULLY.  You do NOT want to get caught up in the teeming masses of lemmings, glomming about the mall, eyes glazed, slack jawed, ribbons of drool hanging from your horrified face......no you do not.  Unless there is absolutely no other option, stay clear of the malls and shops on the weekends and in the evenings.  I know, I know, it's challenging but you have to weigh your priorities.  If you're PREPARED with a list you can accomplish a TON on your lunch hour and include on that list WHERE you're going to get the goodies.  If you can go mid morning that's touted as being the best time to avoid the mobs.


ON LINE DEBUTANTE

I'm a HUGE fan of shopping on line and probably get most of my purchases from the Internet than an actual store!  If you're set up with PayPal you're LAUGHING all the way to the mail box, but even just with your credit card - just make sure you're on sites that are recognized and legitimate, Ebay's a MAJOR on line treasure!   Xmas shopping is no exception and here's a trick to save time.  Naturally you want to pay the lowest price, am I right?  Duh.  So you can comparison shop ON LINE rather than traipsing from store to store.  Even just to give you an idea of what you SHOULD be paying.  Nobody wants to get bent over the minibar financially - times are TOUGH!  Again, the bottom line remains having a list.  You MUST have some direction.....without it you're lost....a trail of croutons won't help you.  And why put yourself through the misery...it's the HOLIDAYS for heaven's sakes...you're supposed to be ENJOYING them!  Try to facilitate that as much as possible.

Here's a list of the 10 BEST WEBSITES AND TOOLS to make Christmas shopping easy - MERRY MERRY!!

GIFTS.COM
PRICE ADVANCE FIREFOX ADD-ON
RETAIL ME NOT
LIVE SEARCH CASHBACK
DEALIGHTED
AMAZON
SHOPPING.COM
SKY MALL
EBAY
GIFT CARDS

and remember darlings, you can google 'coupons' on line when shopping to check out if there are any money savers floating around for the site you're on!!  I do it all the time and save cabbage hand over fist!!




Monday, November 16, 2009

MIDDLE AGE: When actions CREAK louder than words...DO SOME YOGA!




Whether you're a proud member of the middle, beginning or advanced age group.....being bendy helps!  I can't think of a better way to become Gumby (you know Gumby....and Pokey.....remember??) OK here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumby
You get the picture, the more supple and bendy you are the better!  Stretching and good flexibility both help to improve coordination, ease back pain (especially in the lower back), enhance blood flow to your muscles (resulting in more energy and less muscle fatigue), and help to provide you with a better quality of life. And lest we forget the more flexy go-go you are in the boudoir, the more you will enjoy the festivities therein!  If done properly, stretching even helps to relax both your mind and body, making it an ideal exercise to perform every night before bed to help you to sleep, or during a lunch break at work when you need a boost of calm.

You will be amazed at how rejuvenated you feel even just taking 10 minutes out during your day to STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH.

My go to 'get flexy baby' plan?  YOGA!  Now don't get a big tail, yoga is EASY and so very wonderful I cannot stress enough!  How you do your Yoga is entirely up to you.  I've never been a fan of classes or group exercise - dunno why - just not my bag.  Most of my mates are all about the classes and wouldn't work out otherwise.  Like I said, whatever works for YOU is all that matters, as long as it means you're getting her done!  I like to do Yoga at home alone, I find it UBER relaxing and helps me focus and kick stress right in the bollocks.  Join a beginner's class solo or with a buddy, or pick up a beginner's DVD.  My all time favorite Yoga dude is RODNEY YEE. 

After watching many, many DVDs and VHS tapes of various yoga workouts by numerous people, I've found their voice can make it or break it.  You know what I mean?  Sometimes a person's voice can feel like you're chewing aluminium foil!  Or other times what they're saying is just so bloody twee you can't take it!  Rodney never fails to impress.  I'll light some candles, burn some incense and treat myself to a totally indulgent Yoga session at least twice a week!  It's addictive and the benefits are ridiculous.  Get this:

Yoga benefits: Flexibility


When some people think of yoga, they imagine having to stretch like a gymnast. That makes them worry that they're too old, unfit, or "tight" to do yoga. The truth is you're never too old to improve flexibility.





The series of yoga poses called asanas work by safely stretching your muscles. This releases the lactic acid that builds up with muscle use and causes stiffness, tension, pain, and fatigue. In addition, yoga increases the range of motion in joints. It may also increase lubrication in the joints. The outcome is a sense of ease and fluidity throughout your body.


Yoga stretches not only your muscles but all of the soft tissues of your body. That includes ligaments, tendons, and the fascia sheath that surrounds your muscles. And no matter your level of yoga, you most likely will see benefits in a very short period of time. In one study, participants had up to 35% improvement in flexibility after only eight weeks of yoga. The greatest gains were in shoulder and trunk flexibility.



Yoga benefits: Strength

Some styles of yoga, such as ashtanga and power yoga, are more vigorous than others. Practicing one of these styles will help you improve muscle tone.




But even less vigorous styles of yoga, such as Iyengar yoga, which focuses on less movement and more precise alignment in poses, can provide strength and endurance benefits.



Many of the poses, such as Downward Dog, Upward Dog, and Plank pose, build upper-body strength. This becomes crucial as people age. The standing poses, especially if you hold them for several long breaths, build strength in your hamstrings, quadriceps, and abdominal muscles. Poses that strengthen the lower back include Upward Dog and Chair pose. When practiced correctly, nearly all poses build core strength in the deep abdominal muscles.




Yoga benefits: Posture

With increased flexibility and strength comes better posture. Most standing and sitting poses develop core strength. That's because you're counting on your deep abdominals to support and maintain each pose. With a stronger core, you're more likely to sit and stand "tall." Another benefit of yoga is the increased body awareness. This heightened awareness tells you more quickly when you're slouching or slumping so you can adjust your posture.



Yoga benefits: Breathing


Because of the deep, mindful breathing that yoga involves, lung capacity often improves. This in turn can improve sports performance and endurance. But yoga typically isn't focused on aerobic fitness the way running or cycling are. Taking an intense power yoga class that gets you breathing hard in a heated room, however, can provide an aerobic benefit.




Most forms of yoga emphasize deepening and lengthening your breath. This stimulates the relaxation response -- the opposite of the fight-or-flight adrenaline boost of the stress response.



Yoga benefits: Less stress, more calm

Even beginners tend to feel less stressed and more relaxed after their first class. Some yoga styles use specific meditation techniques to quiet the constant "mind chatter" that often underlies stress. Other yoga styles depend on deep breathing techniques to focus your mind on the breath. When this happens, your mind becomes calm.




Among yoga's anti-stress benefits are a host of biochemical responses. For example, there is a decrease in catecholamines, the hormones produced by the adrenal glands in response to stress. Lowering levels of hormone neurotransmitters -- dopamine, norepinephrine, and epinephrine -- creates a feeling of calm. Some research points to a boost in the hormone oxytocin. This is the so-called "trust" and "bonding" hormone that's associated with feeling relaxed and connected to others. That may be why so many romances start in the yoga studio.



Yoga benefits: Concentration and mood

Harder to pin down and research scientifically, concentration and the ability to focus mentally are common benefits you'll hear yoga students talk about. The same is true with mood. Nearly every yoga student will tell you they feel happier and more contented after class. Recently, researchers have begun exploring the effects of yoga on depression, a benefit that may result from yoga's boosting oxygen levels to the brain. Yoga is even being studied as an adjunct therapy to relieve symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder.



Yoga benefits: Heart benefits


Perhaps one of the most studied areas of the health benefits of yoga is its effect on heart disease. Yoga has long been known to lower blood pressure and slow the heart rate. A slower heart rate can benefit people with hypertension, heart disease, and stroke. Yoga was a key component to the heart disease program designed by Dean Ornish, MD. This was the first program to partly reverse heart disease through lifestyle and diet rather than surgery. On a biochemical level, studies point to a possible anti-oxidant effect of yoga. And yoga has been associated with decreased cholesterol and triglyceride levels as well as a boost in immune system function.



Yoga benefits: Effects on other medical conditions


As yoga has become more popular in the West, medical researchers have begun studying the benefits of therapeutic yoga. This is also called integrative yoga therapy or IYT. It's used as an adjunct treatment for specific medical conditions, from clinical depression to heart disease. Yoga benefits other chronic medical conditions, relieving symptoms of asthma, back pain, and arthritis. Most worldwide clinical studies are happening outside of the United States. But even the NIH has funded clinical trials on yoga and its health benefits for insomnia and multiple sclerosis.

Other benefits of yoga


Some studies have suggested that yoga may have a positive effect on learning and memory. Other researchers have been studying whether yoga can slow the aging process, increase a person's sense of self-acceptance, or improve energy levels.




Some potential benefits of yoga may be hard to study scientifically. For instance, yoga has been said to increase spiritual awareness. Nevertheless, there is an abundance of anecdotal claims for what yoga can do. Go to any yoga studio and listen to students after class. Some will even tell you that yoga can help improve marriages and relationships at work.  I'm one of those peeps......been there, done that.....it DOES.

If you fancy hooking yourself with some 'Yee' here's a couple of links to get you started.................I'm a HUGE fan of Ebay.....cause I'm a 'tightster' and there's nothing going on but the rent baby!
NAMASTE


http://dvds.shop.ebay.ca/?_from=R40&_trksid=p3907.m38.l1313&_nkw=RODNEY+YEE&_sacat=11232







Saturday, November 14, 2009

WHEN GETTING A 'D' IS GOOD FOR YOUR BOOBS!



I like to present info on vitamins one letter at a time....and apparently according to this picture, boobs one boob at a time!  That way you can mull, ponder, squint and not think 'oh there's just SO MANY forget it!  So let's talk Vitamin D.....the sunshine vitamin! We know the stats on Breast Cancer and of course we are doing our self exams diligently, getting our mammos (it doesn't hurt THAT much, don't be such a wuss!) not smoking, curbing our alcohol intake, eating and exercising....yadda yadda yadda....but did you know you could do something else?  And it's totally easy, cheap and non invasive?  TAKE VITAMIN D!  Yes my Lovelies, here's why:
There is an ever growing number of studies that point to a particular nutrient being especially beneficial in lowering your risk of breast cancer. The nutrient is our little friend D! 

One study found that women who got the most calcium and D had a 35 percent lower risk than those who got the least.  That's a pretty decent leg up wouldn't you say??  According to other stats on us chicks, apparently nearly 75 percent of us have insufficient levels of this boob friendly little buddy.  Say what??  This needs rectum-fying asap missus!  Fatty fish such as salmon are natural sources of this guy as well as some fortified dairy products, but to ensure you're getting enough hook yourself up with 1000IU daily!
And you know what else, cause I'm all about the 'what have you done for me lately'....Vitamin D brings more to the table than protecting your boobs!  Here's a shout out for D.....PROPS!!
Arm the immune system against disorders like the common cold.
Reduce the risk of developing M.S.
Help the brain to keep working well later in life.
Vitamin D is linked to maintaining a healthy body weight....HELLOOOOOO!!!
It can reduce the severity and frequency of asthma attacks.
It is also one of our body's protections against damage from low level radiation.
CONVINCED YET???
I thought so.
Off to get some are you?  Atta girl!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

MISS PLUS SIZE ENGLAND and other tidbits of greatness...

Better late than never!  I stumbled upon this quite by accident and cannot believe I didn't hear about it sooner!  The Miss England 2008 competition included the first plus size woman ever and.........get this..............she was 1st RUNNER UP!!  Our heroine is 16yr old Chloe Marshall and folks...she is stunning!  I cannot believe she did all this at such a young age!  16???  I was a complete knucklehead and emotional buffoon at 16 (pretty much right through my 20s truth be told),  and I couldn't have handled anything!  The cute guy at school looking right through me was cause of severe misery and high drama!  HOW on earth did she do it?  And kudos to England - my homeland - for having the wherewithal to make this bold move!  I'm sure there were plenty of folks totally against it.  Sad but true.  I remember a fashion show I did at the beginning of my career called La Journee Ronde.  It was downtown Montreal at a huge amphitheatre, 1000+ people attending including Fashion TV, and of course all the local newspapers.


 The write up we got in our biggest newspaper just about had me flinging myself off a pier!  It was dreadful.  They totally slagged us, saying things like 'fat girls shouldn't be parading around in their underwear' and 'this is not something the public wants to see!'  That was 1992.  Fashion TV of course were totally on board, they're no slouches, but the fall out from that show was incredible.


  Flash forward to now with our girl Chloe winning Miss Teen England then runner up in Miss England!  Boy oh boy.....what a triumph!  And just look at her standing there in all her glory next to the standard sized contestants!  Who would have the balls to do it I ask?
 

 
 
I was reading an article on Gina Crisanti a Dove Campaign model, who was talking about her experience with a modeling agency in L.A. when I happened upon the Miss England story.  Get this though, Gina Crisanti said that when she had approached a well known and reputable modeling agency, they told her they didn't do much with 'Plus Size Models'.  Friends.....Gina Crisanti is a size 6! God's trousers are you kidding me????  There she is in her pantaloonies looking absolutely adorable and sexy as all get out!  A size 6.....seriously I would need LIMBS removed to ever be a size 6 and I'm a very healthy person at a respectable size 14.  Granted, our little Gina is a petite girl and I'm an amazonian 5'9" but still.  Still! 

I met the first Plus Size Supermodel Emme many years back while working a swimwear campaign for Christina Swimwear.  She has really knocked the industry back on its bum many times over with her work and outspoken opinions on the fashion industry, women's health and the size issue.  Get a load of this:
As a preteen girl, Emme's stepfather drew on her thighs and her tummy to show her where she needed to lose weight.  A man needing his scrotum pulled up over his head if you ask me but I digress.  That  same little girl went on to be named one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful People (1994-1999) and Glamour Magazine's Woman of the Year (1997) and achieved many, many triumphs!

One of my fave shows to watch is America's Next Top Model (AND Canada's, Britain's & Australia's) and they have been featuring plus size beauties for several years.  As a matter of fact we had our first ANTM Plus Size Winner Whitney in season 10 and some of the backlash from that was bloodchilling!  Even in this day and age some people seem to be actually outraged by the different body image being considered beautiful let alone acceptable.  As far as I'm concerned the fact that there are so many little girls and boys walking around agonizing about being 'too fat' screams there's a problem! 
In a word: HEALTH.  Remember the old saying, 'You can never be too rich or too thin'?........we need to undo that propaganda.  Starting with ourselves and our kids.  Sure it's challenging some days to feel good about how we look, why just the other day I tried on some shiny leggings in Winners.......just about fled the scene of the crime doing Mach 3 with my hair on fire!!!  But we MUST stay focused and keep our perspectives.  HEALTH.  Be healthy.  That's all I'm saying!

I'm going to make myself a Weight Watchers Tortilla with Light Peanut Butter.  Delicious!!!!

Oh and one last gasp.....here's an image for you: Isabelle Caro a French model still fighting for her life.




Just sayin....
 
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